The Last Boy Scout Quotes

Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I ****ed your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' mother****er with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After ****ing your wife I'll take two.

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Harp: Hey, last time I saw you drink straight Vodka was 'cause you just cheated on Corey.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah why don't you pour me another.

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Jimmy Dix: Do you want to get kicked off the planet?

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Jimmy Dix: Hi, you're nobody.
Joe Hallenbeck: Shhh, don't tell anyone.

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Jimmy Dix: It's called a vocabulary. You got one of those?
Joe Hallenbeck: Sorry, my subscription to JUGGS magazine ran out.

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Jimmy: It's called a vocabulary. You got one of those?
Joe Hallenbeck: Sorry, my subscription to JUGGS magazine ran out.

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