Muppet*vision 3-D Quotes

Kermit the Frog: And our demonstration will also include a little song from Miss Piggy...
Miss Piggy: [irritably clearing throat] Little?
Kermit the Frog: Little? Did I say little? I meant to say it's a huge, showstopping, major song from Miss Piggy?
Miss Piggy: [sweetly] That's more like it.

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Sam the Eagle: Will you stop this foolishness?
The Great Gonzo: What foolishness would you like to see?

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Statler: Well, what do you think?
Waldorf: Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?
Statler: We can't. We're bolted to the seats!

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Waldorf: Hey, hey, what's going on?
Sweetums: Bean Bunny ran away!
Statler: Well, you know what that makes him...
Waldorf, Statler: SMARTER THAN US!

Movie: Muppet*vision 3-D