The Impostors Quotes

Sir Jeremy Burtom: Be careful! Anything happens to this profile, it's the death of my film career.
Burtom's Assistant: You don't have a film career.
Sir Jeremy Burtom: I'm too ****ing good to have a film career!

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Happy Franks: Don't kid a kidder kid! People are afraid of poverty, of war, of pestilence, of not knowing who they are or what they want, of dogs, and I say - Don't! Don't fear these things! They're not real. You want something to fear? Do you know what to fear? Love. Fear love. Love is real and it is terrifying. If you're going to be afraid, be afraid when someone says... [he is cut off in mid-sentence as other camera angles show the other characters say I love you in different ways]
Johnny Leguard: [to Mrs. Essendine] I love you.
Maxine: [to the sheik] Je t'aime.
Captain: [to the deposed queen] Ti amo.
Meistrich: [to Lili] Ich liebe dich.
Sparks: [to Maurice, who is dressed in drag] I lo- [Maurice stops him]
First Mate: [in foreign language, to bomb which he hid in his coat] I love you.
Emily: [to Happy] I love you!

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Johnny Leguard: Essendine's a goose ready for cooking.

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Maurice: So I insult him?
Arthur: Yeah, yeah, tell him you think his pastries are no good, okay?
Maurice: Oh, good idea, good idea.
Arthur: Yeah. Say that they're stale.
Maurice: Hey, buddy, your pastries are stale!
Arthur: Right, but don't say buddy, just say ssss... sss... you're sss...
Maurice: Your pastries are stale!
Arthur: Yeah, you, your pastries are stale!

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Sparks: [Maurice is in drag and has just slapped him] Was that your best shot, savage gypsy lover?

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Sparks: I jest, I jive!

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