Saturday Night Live - The Best of Chris Farley Quotes

Bennet Brauer: Don't wanna watch commentators who don't Leave old dried up deodorant cakes under their arms for weeks at a time and...
Bennet Brauer: [Ropes and hooks pull him upwards]
Bennet Brauer: I'm flying. I'm flying. Holy Schnikies! [rope gets caught on lighting equipment]
Bennet Brauer: I have a weight problem. *Can't* they lift me?

TV Show: Saturday Night Live - The Best of Chris Farley
Dennis Miller: [Chris, as Tom Arnold, partially moons the camera] Did I just see the new guy's asshole?

TV Show: Saturday Night Live - The Best of Chris Farley
El Nino: I am El Nino. Yo soy El Nino. For those of you who don't habla espanol, El Nino is Spanish for: The Nino.

TV Show: Saturday Night Live - The Best of Chris Farley