The Hot Chick Quotes
Madam Mambuza: Stop banging on those drums!
Bongo Player: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you could hear that.
Bongo Player: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you could hear that.
Movie: The Hot Chick
Teacher: Now, I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials. I'm sad to report that Eden here got the only A.
Jessica Spencer: That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there.
Eden: [Everyone laugh as Eden chants] Hexum maleficium spiritum sanctum nostradumus!
Jessica Spencer: That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there.
Eden: [Everyone laugh as Eden chants] Hexum maleficium spiritum sanctum nostradumus!
Movie: The Hot Chick
Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?
Jessica Spencer: You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?
Monique: Barfing more.
Jessica Spencer: You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?
Monique: Barfing more.
Movie: The Hot Chick
Korean Mother: Ling-Ling, You walk right by Crazy Nail. No say hi me.
Ling Ling: Hi mom.
Ling Ling: Hi mom.
Movie: The Hot Chick
Long-haired Jock: Aren't you that chick who's having sex with that college guy?
Eden: [annoyed] NO.
Long-haired Jock: Wanna be? Jessica (Clive): She's not interested, so why don't you just back off?
Long-haired Jock: Oh, OK. GRANDPA. What are you, a pimp and these are your skank hoes! [Jessica slaps him hard]
Long-haired Jock: You and me, right now, lets go. Jessica (Clive): Where are we going?
Eden: [annoyed] NO.
Long-haired Jock: Wanna be? Jessica (Clive): She's not interested, so why don't you just back off?
Long-haired Jock: Oh, OK. GRANDPA. What are you, a pimp and these are your skank hoes! [Jessica slaps him hard]
Long-haired Jock: You and me, right now, lets go. Jessica (Clive): Where are we going?
Movie: The Hot Chick
[Clive, in Jessica's body, looks at a box of tampons frantically] Clive (Jessica): I gotta do WHAT?
Movie: The Hot Chick