The Haunted Mansion Quotes

Michael: [of the spider] I don't wanna whack it, Dad!

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Hitchhiking Ghost: I could swear he was looking right at me.
Hitchhiking Ghost: He's psychic.

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Jim: Hey honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard.
Sara Evers: Well, some people have swimming pools, others have private cemeteries. It can happen.

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Jim: Where's that scary albino when you need him?

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Ramsley: Damn you. Damn you all to Hell!

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[while looking at a magazine in Michael's room]
Jim: Hey, this is my Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. What are you doing with it?
Michael: I don't know.
Jim: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, sure.

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