The Harry Hill Movie Quotes

Harry Hill: Nan, how many times? No stripper-grams on a week-night!
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Vet: I'm sorry but as a priest, we're only allowed to drink holy water.
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Nan: But then, 'Jesus' spelt backwards is 'Susej'
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Harry Hill: I'll never have to eat another BBQ and Beef hula-hoop again!
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Nan: I've already told you I don't like fish-face.
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Nan: You're an evil twin.
Otto: I know. Haha!
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Harry Hill: I'm sorry, but we don't actually have our car with us.
Station Attendant: What? You made us sing that big song just for nothing? Time wasters!
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Harry Hill: I'm sorry, but that seat's taken- by the most beautiful girl in the world.
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Kisko: You know what, I think we're working for the wrong brother.
Vet: You spoke!
Kisko: Yeah... I choose my words carefully.
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Harry Hill: So he was brought up by Alsatians?
Nan: Oh yes. It is a lot more common than you'd think.
Harry Hill: Well it's not ideal is it?
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Harry Hill: It's getting a bit 'Les MisÞrables' now!
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Conch: You know Harry, maybe there is something in this inter-species love. I give you permission to marry my daughter.
Harry Hill: Marry? Who said anything about marriage? Maybe we could cohabit first?
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Otto: Do you even know what it's like having to lick your own bum just to fit in?
Harry Hill: Erm... Once...
Nan: [Looking shocked]
Harry Hill: Once...
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Nan: Must check the bed sheets for curlies.
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