The Expendables 2 Quotes

Barney Ross: I've heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra?
Booker: Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.

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Trench: I'll be back.
Church: You've been back enough. I'll be back. [leaves]
Trench: Yippee-ki-yay.

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Barney Ross: Why is it that one of us who wants to live the most, who deserves to live the most dies, and the ones that deserve to die keep on living? What's the message in that?

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Lee Christmas: [dressed as a priest]By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife.

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Trench: [Church pulls up in a SmartCar]My shoe is bigger than this car.
Church: Shoot something!

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Pilar: Who you are?
Barney Ross: We're Americans.
Lee Christmas: Since when?
Gunner Jensen: Swedish.
Hale Caesar: Blackfoot.
Maggie: Chinese.
Toll Road: Retards.
Barney Ross: [to Toll Road]You done?

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Trench: I need a weapon. Something big. [looks at Caesar's gun]
Trench: Yours.
Hale Caesar: Whoa, whoa, whoa. My big weapon's hangin' right where it is.
Barney Ross: Come on, Caesar. You got a backup. [Caesar reluctantly hands over his gun]
Hale Caesar: If I don't get this back, your ass is terminated.
Trench: In your dreams.

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Barney Ross: Rest in pieces.

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Trench: [to Booker]Who's next? Rambo?

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Barney Ross: That's how we deal with death. We can't change what it is, so we keep it light until it's time to get dark. And then we get pitch black.

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Gunner Jensen: I got a plan. Everybody calm down. Phosphate rock.
Lee Christmas: What's he doing?
Barney Ross: Probably making a bomb.
Lee Christmas: You serious?
Barney Ross: Ask him.
Lee Christmas: What you doing, Gunner?
Gunner Jensen: I'm making a bomb. You mind?
Barney Ross: A maniac with brains.
Lee Christmas: Scary.

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Barney Ross: [seeing their new plane]That thing belongs in a museum.
Trench: We all do.

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Lee Christmas: What's the plan?
Barney Ross: Track him, find him, kill him.

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[as Yang leaves]Gunner Jensen: Who am I gonna pick on?
Yin Yang: You find some other minority.

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[last lines]Lee Christmas: From one friend to another...
Barney Ross: What?
Lee Christmas: You really need to learn how to fight.

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Vilain: [after kicking Barney down]Over so soon? I want my money's worth! Come on! Get up!
Barney Ross: Coming right up. [Barney attempts to rise, but Vilain kicks him down again]
Vilain: Going back down.

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[from trailer]Trench: I'm back!

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Vilain: [to Billy]Are you afraid of me?
Bill 'The Kid' Timmons: No, I'm not.
Vilain: You should be. [Hector quickly props a knife against Billy's chest and Vilain kicks it into his chest]

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Lee Christmas: [while the Sangs are attacking the Expendables]Can you hold them off?
Barney Ross: Yeah, maybe with a tank. [the Sangs appear with a tank]
Barney Ross: Oh, shit.
Lee Christmas: What?
Barney Ross: They've got a tank.

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Church: Did you win?
Barney Ross: I think so.
Trench: Well, where's the proof?
Barney Ross: [Pulls out Vilain's head in a bag]Heads up. [Chucks head onto the ground]
Trench: Nice touch.

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Toll Road: [eating some bad food]Oh. This tastes like shit. [to Caesar]
Toll Road: How's yours?
Hale Caesar: Can't complain about rigatoni. Plan ahead, fellas. That's all I have to say. Y'all, what if you knew you were going to die tomorrow? What would your last meal be? One choice.
Toll Road: One choice?
Hale Caesar: It'd probably be cereal for you, huh?
Toll Road: What the hell's wrong with cereal?
Gunner Jensen: It's clichÚ.
Hale Caesar: You gotta be original. You know, if you were an original, broad-thinking man, you'd probably come up with some special cereal, like Earios. You know, just like your ear. You know, pour milk on them suckers, they just lay there and you don't hear shit.
Toll Road: For the record, my hearing is 20/20.
Hale Caesar: Barney?
Barney Ross: Donuts and most food that kills ya.
Hale Caesar: That's deep, man.
Barney Ross: [chuckles]You think so?
Hale Caesar: Maggie?
Maggie: Crispy aromatic duck with plum sauce. Very sexy. [short pause]
Maggie: But I like Italian, too.
Hale Caesar: I'm starting to think Italian's overrated. [everyone laughs]
Gunner Jensen: Hey. What about me? My favorite Swedish dinner would be, baby seal, and whale ass, in the summer. [to Maggie]
Gunner Jensen: But I'd really die for some Chinese.
Barney Ross: Then you're gonna starve to death. [everyone laughs]

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Lee Christmas
Barney Ross
Gunner Jensen
Hale Caesar
Toll Road: Beware, beware, walk with care / Care for what you do / Or mumbo jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you / Mumbo jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you / Boom-lay, boom-lay, boom-lay boom!

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Maggie: I can get him to talk, and without so much effort. [opens a large manicure/pedicure kit]
Lee Christmas: What's she gonna do, give him a pedicure?

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Lee Christmas: [Billy is running up the hill]Remember when you could do that?
Barney Ross: No, do you?

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Gunner Jensen: Booker. You're the one people call the Lone Wolf?
Booker: I've been called that. But I have mellowed.
Barney Ross: [looks at the Sang soldiers Booker just killed]Not that much.

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[Lee's cell phone rings]Barney Ross: [mockingly]Hello, darlin'.
Lee Christmas: Hello, darlin'.

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Barney Ross: I thought you were the Lone Wolf.
Booker: Sometimes, it's fun to run with the pack.

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Vilain: You must want to hurt me bad.
Barney Ross: I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm gonna take your life.

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Hale Caesar: [driving around abandoned war-torn streets]This is weird.
Gunner Jensen: It's like home.

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Barney Ross: What are you doing here?
Booker: Moving on. You killed all my business.

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