The Dukes Quotes

Bo Duke: And what did you see?
Luke Duke: I saw boobies. I saw big boobies, little boobies, classy boobies.
Bo Duke: A Thanksgiving Day parade of boobies. And did you thank me?
Luke Duke: Thank you.

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Bo Duke: Oh great, there's your answer right there: Rosco's been out fishin' too: Duke fishin'.

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Bo Duke: It's Boss Hogg!
Daisy Duke: I thought he'd be clear to the other side of Canada by now.
Luke Duke: I'm beginning to smell a fat little rat.

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Freddy Flenders: We still need some good driving to make this Roddy Cooper's best picture yet.
Luke Duke: Well, we'd like to 'blidge, but we're in this race.
Freddy Flenders: Now if it's only a matter of money, I could, pay you, eh... twentyfive thousand.
Bo Duke: Twentyfive thousand dollars?
Freddy Flenders: Alright, make it fifty thousand. But that's my final offer.
Luke Duke: Well, we'd better talk this over [the three cousins huddle together as Freddy winks at the director]
Bo Duke: What do you think?
Luke Duke: There's no thinking to it. With that kinda money we can pay off Uncle Jesse's farm.
Daisy Duke: That's right, and old Boss Hogg can race hisself around the world. [laughs]

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Pauline: An apple?
Uncle Jesse: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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[as Sheriff, Rosco Coltrane was about to arrest Daisy Duke, she immediately kicked him quick and hard, in his rear, knocking him down and got away, in his Hazzard County Sheriff car] [after Daisy kicked and escaped from Rosco, Rosco drew out his gun, to aim at his car and Daisy Duke]
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [Immediately after Daisy Duke, escaped from him, in Sheriff, Rosco P. Coltrane's Hazzard County Sheriff's car] Damn! Damn! Damn!

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