The Departed Quotes
Ellerby : We're not here to solve the case of the missing scumbag, we're here to nail Costello.
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Colin Sullivan : I think you better call your mother, and tell her you won't be home for supper.
Colin Sullivan : Look it, fuck-stick, you don't have to trust me. Just listen to what I am saying to you.
Colin Sullivan : Look it, fuck-stick, you don't have to trust me. Just listen to what I am saying to you.
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Providence Gangster #1 : Come on Babu, I can't do any more. I can't go off, please don't make me go back empty handed. Please don't do this. I wanna help you.
Pakistani Proprietor : Come to my store next Friday. I'll give you the money...
Providence Gangster #1 : This is Friday Babu, how many times I gotta tell you?
Pakistani Proprietor : You keep calling me Babu, it's 'Singh' motherfucker!
Providence Gangster #1 : I'm trying to help you. Don't you understand?
Pakistani Proprietor : You keep on telling me 'I'm your friend'.
Providence Gangster #1 : Yeah.
Pakistani Proprietor : You don't even know my fucking name!
Pakistani Proprietor : Come to my store next Friday. I'll give you the money...
Providence Gangster #1 : This is Friday Babu, how many times I gotta tell you?
Pakistani Proprietor : You keep calling me Babu, it's 'Singh' motherfucker!
Providence Gangster #1 : I'm trying to help you. Don't you understand?
Pakistani Proprietor : You keep on telling me 'I'm your friend'.
Providence Gangster #1 : Yeah.
Pakistani Proprietor : You don't even know my fucking name!
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[ Watching Costigan beat up the Providence gangsters, destroying his store in the process ]
Pakistani Proprietor : What's wrong with this fucking country? Everybody hates everybody!
Pakistani Proprietor : What's wrong with this fucking country? Everybody hates everybody!
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Other Prisoner : Hey, you Billy Costigan?
Billy Costigan : Yeah. Who wants to know?
Other Prisoner : I know a Sean Costigan, down on L Street.
Billy Costigan : Yeah that's my cousin.
Other Prisoner : Connected. Not too bright.
Billy Costigan : I know.
Other Prisoner : I mean no offense. [ Billy waves his hand at him ]
Billy Costigan : Yeah. Who wants to know?
Other Prisoner : I know a Sean Costigan, down on L Street.
Billy Costigan : Yeah that's my cousin.
Other Prisoner : Connected. Not too bright.
Billy Costigan : I know.
Other Prisoner : I mean no offense. [ Billy waves his hand at him ]
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Colin Sullivan : Fuck you, fuckin' queers. Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Hey go save a kitten in a tree, you fucking homos.
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Frank Costello : Fucking rats. It's wearing me thin.
Mr. French : Francis, it's a nation of fucking rats.
Mr. French : Francis, it's a nation of fucking rats.
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Madolyn : [ about an odd-looking dessert ] I'm waiting for you to make your move.
Colin Sullivan : I don't know, if that thing moves I'm gonna shoot it.
Colin Sullivan : I don't know, if that thing moves I'm gonna shoot it.
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Frank Costello : I'm concerned about a Chinaman who thinks it's wise to come to a business transaction with automatic weapons. [ to the Chinese translator ]
Frank Costello : For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here - in this country... it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it.
Frank Costello : For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here - in this country... it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it.
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Ellerby : Queenan is dead. I'm your boss now.
Dignam : I don't give a fuck, I'd rather hand in my papers first.
Ellerby : World needs plenty of bartenders - two weeks, with pay!
Dignam : I don't give a fuck, I'd rather hand in my papers first.
Ellerby : World needs plenty of bartenders - two weeks, with pay!
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Billy Costigan : You're seventy fucking years old. One of these guys is going to pop you. As for running drugs, what the fuck. You don't need the pain in the ass, and they're going to catch you. And you don't need the money.
Frank Costello : I haven't "needed the money" since I took Archie's milk money in the third grade. Tell you the truth, I don't need pussy any more either... but I like it.
Frank Costello : I haven't "needed the money" since I took Archie's milk money in the third grade. Tell you the truth, I don't need pussy any more either... but I like it.
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Colin Sullivan : [ after Dignam has refused to turn over undercover files ] I need those passwords.
Ellerby : [ smooths down Sullivan's shirt and coat ] No, you *want* those passwords.
Ellerby : [ smooths down Sullivan's shirt and coat ] No, you *want* those passwords.
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Frank Costello : If these chinks wanna nuke Taiwan anytime in this century, they better shape up and show me $1 million dollars! What we generally do - in this country - is one guy brings the items, and the other guy pays him. "No tickee, no laundry"!
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Billy Costigan : There was a cop leaving when I came in.
Madolyn : How did you know he was a cop?
Billy Costigan : Know, bad haircut, no dress sense, and, you know, a slight air of scumbag entitlement.
Madolyn : How did you know he was a cop?
Billy Costigan : Know, bad haircut, no dress sense, and, you know, a slight air of scumbag entitlement.
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Frank Costello : [ Answers cell phone ] What?
Colin Sullivan : Yeah, you got a tail. Two cars, not very subtle. They're not gonna be very subtle from now on. That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Frank Costello : So get rid of 'em.
Colin Sullivan : There's no need to go yourself, Frank.
Frank Costello : GET RID OF THE FUCKING TAIL!
Colin Sullivan : [ after brief pause ] All right. [ Hangs up ]
Colin Sullivan : Yeah, you got a tail. Two cars, not very subtle. They're not gonna be very subtle from now on. That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Frank Costello : So get rid of 'em.
Colin Sullivan : There's no need to go yourself, Frank.
Frank Costello : GET RID OF THE FUCKING TAIL!
Colin Sullivan : [ after brief pause ] All right. [ Hangs up ]
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Billy Costigan : When are you gonna take Costello, huh? [ animated ]
Billy Costigan : I mean, what's wrong with taking him on any one of the [ yelling ]
Billy Costigan : million fucking felonies that you've seen him do, or I've seen him do? I mean, I mean, he murdered somebody, right? The guy fucking murders somebody, and you don't fucking take him! What are you waiting for, honestly? I mean, do you want him to chop me up and feed me to the poor? Is that what you guys want?
Dignam : [ sarcasm ] Yeah, well that might stick.
Oliver Queenan : [ to Dignam ] Will you shut up?
Billy Costigan : I mean, what's wrong with taking him on any one of the [ yelling ]
Billy Costigan : million fucking felonies that you've seen him do, or I've seen him do? I mean, I mean, he murdered somebody, right? The guy fucking murders somebody, and you don't fucking take him! What are you waiting for, honestly? I mean, do you want him to chop me up and feed me to the poor? Is that what you guys want?
Dignam : [ sarcasm ] Yeah, well that might stick.
Oliver Queenan : [ to Dignam ] Will you shut up?
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