Grandmas Boy Quotes

Dante: It's cool that I brought some friends from the Crazy Beaver? [as a parade of bikers and such file into his grandma's house]
Alex: I wish you would have gone a little less on the crazy and little more on the beaver.
Dante: Relax bro, they're people just like you and me. Now hit this joint and have some fun.

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Jeff: Yeah, my roomates were talking about getting me a CB so I could talk to other car beds.

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Grandma Lilly: I hate violence, but drugs ARE bad.

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J.P.: [in robot voice] Please sit on my face [robot noises]

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Jeff: [imitating J.P] My name is J.P. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.

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Jeff: Hi I'm Jeff... I have a bush too. It's not grey.
Alex: Hey!
Jeff: What?
Alex: My bush isn't really grey.
Jeff: Well, not according to my mom.
Alex: [under his breath] I thought I told you to quit talking about that.
Jeff: [frustrated] People keep asking me about it.

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