The Departed Quotes
[ Brown is telling Billy why he signed up for the police ]
Brown : So she tells me, "You never finish anything. You finish the police course, you get taken care of again, baby." So after graduation, I get a blowjob again.
Billy Costigan : That's great. Your mother sounds like a wonderful woman.
Brown : Fuck yourself.
Billy Costigan : Look at it this way: You're a black guy in Boston. You don't need any help from me to be completely fucked.
Brown : So she tells me, "You never finish anything. You finish the police course, you get taken care of again, baby." So after graduation, I get a blowjob again.
Billy Costigan : That's great. Your mother sounds like a wonderful woman.
Brown : Fuck yourself.
Billy Costigan : Look at it this way: You're a black guy in Boston. You don't need any help from me to be completely fucked.
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Kneecapped Bankrobber : [ after being shot in the knee ] I thought you were supposed to go into shock! I'm not in shock! It fuckin' hurts!
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[ after driving his car into a large crate, and getting caught in the car ]
Mr. French : Ah, fuck it. [ Shoots himself, the car explodes ]
Mr. French : Ah, fuck it. [ Shoots himself, the car explodes ]
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Billy Costigan : [ coming from behind the wall to surprise Sullivan ] Freeze!
Colin Sullivan : Whoa! Put the fucking gun down!
Billy Costigan : Put your fucking hands up!
Colin Sullivan : Alright, alright. I can get you your money!
Billy Costigan : What did you say?
Colin Sullivan : I said I can get you your...
Billy Costigan : [ punches Sullivan across the face ] You didn't come here to talk, you came here to get arrested. [ Slaps cuffs on him ]
Colin Sullivan : You have fucking tapes of what? Costello was my informant. I was a rat? Fuck you, prove it.
Billy Costigan : [ standing Sullivan up ] Get up!
Colin Sullivan : What is this? A citzens arrest? Blow me. Only one of us is a cop here Bill. Did you hear me Bill? No one knows who you fucking are!
Billy Costigan : Will you shut the fuck up!
Colin Sullivan : I'm a sargeant in the Massachusetts State Police, who the fuck are you? I erased you!
Billy Costigan : [ slams Sullivan against a wall ] You erased me, huh?
Colin Sullivan : Yea... shoot a cop, Einstein, watch what happens.
Billy Costigan : What would happen is this bullet would go right through your fucking head!
Colin Sullivan : Watch what happens!
Billy Costigan : What? So you can get the parade? The bagpipes and bullshit? Fuck you! Fuck you! I'm fucking arresting you!
Colin Sullivan : That's the stupidest thing you could do.
Billy Costigan : [ while hitting him ] Shut the fuck up! [ Sullivan falls to the ground ]
Billy Costigan : I could give a fuck if the charges don't stick... I'm still fucking arresting you.
Colin Sullivan :
Colin Sullivan : Whoa! Put the fucking gun down!
Billy Costigan : Put your fucking hands up!
Colin Sullivan : Alright, alright. I can get you your money!
Billy Costigan : What did you say?
Colin Sullivan : I said I can get you your...
Billy Costigan : [ punches Sullivan across the face ] You didn't come here to talk, you came here to get arrested. [ Slaps cuffs on him ]
Colin Sullivan : You have fucking tapes of what? Costello was my informant. I was a rat? Fuck you, prove it.
Billy Costigan : [ standing Sullivan up ] Get up!
Colin Sullivan : What is this? A citzens arrest? Blow me. Only one of us is a cop here Bill. Did you hear me Bill? No one knows who you fucking are!
Billy Costigan : Will you shut the fuck up!
Colin Sullivan : I'm a sargeant in the Massachusetts State Police, who the fuck are you? I erased you!
Billy Costigan : [ slams Sullivan against a wall ] You erased me, huh?
Colin Sullivan : Yea... shoot a cop, Einstein, watch what happens.
Billy Costigan : What would happen is this bullet would go right through your fucking head!
Colin Sullivan : Watch what happens!
Billy Costigan : What? So you can get the parade? The bagpipes and bullshit? Fuck you! Fuck you! I'm fucking arresting you!
Colin Sullivan : That's the stupidest thing you could do.
Billy Costigan : [ while hitting him ] Shut the fuck up! [ Sullivan falls to the ground ]
Billy Costigan : I could give a fuck if the charges don't stick... I'm still fucking arresting you.
Colin Sullivan :
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Billy Costigan : [ to Frank Costello ] You accuse me once, I put up with it. You accuse me twice... I quit. You pressure me to fear for my life and I will put a fucking bullet in your head as if you were anybody else. Okay? [ Frank drops something. He reaches under the table and pulls up a gun. He looks at it as if he's never seen it before and then points it at Billy ]
Frank Costello : You got something you wanna... ask me?
Frank Costello : You got something you wanna... ask me?
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Colin Sullivan : You got a nice suit at home or do you like coming to work everyday dressed like you're goin' to invade Poland?
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Fitzy : She didn't notice us, she must be a cop.
Delahunt : Yeah, she's probably the fucking Police Commissioner.
Delahunt : Yeah, she's probably the fucking Police Commissioner.
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Colin Sullivan : Do you know what will happen if you shoot me?
Billy Costigan : Yeah, this bullet will go right through your fucking head!
Billy Costigan : Yeah, this bullet will go right through your fucking head!
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Frank Costello : When I was growing up, they would say you could become cops or criminals. But what I'm saying is this. When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
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Oliver Queenan : All cell phone signals are under surveillance, due to the courtesy of our Federal friends over there.
Ellerby : Patriot Act, Patriot Act! I love it, I love it, I love it!
Ellerby : Patriot Act, Patriot Act! I love it, I love it, I love it!
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Ellerby : I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.
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Lazio : Do you have anyone in with Costello presently?
Dignam : Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
Dignam : Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
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Billy Costigan : What would you do if your boyfriend was standing right there and he saw us? Huh?
Madolyn : I would lie.
Madolyn : I would lie.
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Colin Sullivan : Hey, now why do you work for the state?
Madolyn : Why not? You do.
Colin Sullivan : No, what you do, the degrees and everything you got, you're hot shit. So why do you make as much as a guidance counselor?
Madolyn : Because... I believe in public service.
Colin Sullivan : [ pause ] So now you're gonna fuck with me? [ starts laughing ]
Colin Sullivan : Now you're gonna be ridiculous?
Madolyn : Why not? You do.
Colin Sullivan : No, what you do, the degrees and everything you got, you're hot shit. So why do you make as much as a guidance counselor?
Madolyn : Because... I believe in public service.
Colin Sullivan : [ pause ] So now you're gonna fuck with me? [ starts laughing ]
Colin Sullivan : Now you're gonna be ridiculous?
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Frank Costello : Now whenever you make a call ask for Mikey, MIKEY!... huh... you ask for a Mikey 'cause there is no Mikey.
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Frank Costello : Jeez. She fell funny. [ chuckles at the dead bodies ]
Mr. French : Francis, you really should see somebody.
Mr. French : Francis, you really should see somebody.
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Frank Costello : What we generally do - in this country... is one guy brings the items and the other guy pays him. No tickee, no laundry!
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Frank Costello : What the fuck is it with and your phone? Uh?
Colin Sullivan : You know.
Colin Sullivan : You know.
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Dignam : I can't wait to wipe that fucking smirk right off of your face.
Frank Costello : Wouldn't you rather wipe my ass for me?
Frank Costello : Wouldn't you rather wipe my ass for me?
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Ellerby : Yes, those. I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are, who gives a fuck.
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Ellerby : Go fuck yourself.
Dignam : I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Ellerby : How is your mother?
Dignam : Good, she's tired from fucking my father.
Dignam : I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Ellerby : How is your mother?
Dignam : Good, she's tired from fucking my father.
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Frank Costello : Sweetheart, you're giving me a hard-on.
Gwen : Are you sure it's me? Not all that talk about whiffing and crawling up asses?
Frank Costello : Watch your fuckin' mouth!
Gwen : No, you watch it. Let me straighten you out.
Gwen : Are you sure it's me? Not all that talk about whiffing and crawling up asses?
Frank Costello : Watch your fuckin' mouth!
Gwen : No, you watch it. Let me straighten you out.
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Brown : Put down the gun and step away from Sergeant Sullivan!
Billy Costigan : Look, I called you. You specifically. You know who I am. I'm not gonna shoot. I told you to meet me downstairs.
Colin Sullivan : Help me.
Brown : PUT THE WEAPON ON THE DECK AND STEP AWAY FROM SERGEANT SULLIVAN!
Colin Sullivan : Shoot the fuckin' prick already!
Billy Costigan : Where's Dignam? I told you to bring Dignam!
Colin Sullivan : Shoot the motherfucker!
Brown : Put the weapon on the ground and we'll discuss it.
Colin Sullivan : SHOOT THE MOTHERFUCKER!
Billy Costigan : Look, I got boxes of tapes, evidence, all of that! I got proof! He's Costello's rat!
Brown : Maybe you do. But right now I need you to put the weapon on the deck and step away from Sergeant Sullivan!
Billy Costigan : Look, I called you. You specifically. You know who I am. I'm not gonna shoot. I told you to meet me downstairs.
Colin Sullivan : Help me.
Brown : PUT THE WEAPON ON THE DECK AND STEP AWAY FROM SERGEANT SULLIVAN!
Colin Sullivan : Shoot the fuckin' prick already!
Billy Costigan : Where's Dignam? I told you to bring Dignam!
Colin Sullivan : Shoot the motherfucker!
Brown : Put the weapon on the ground and we'll discuss it.
Colin Sullivan : SHOOT THE MOTHERFUCKER!
Billy Costigan : Look, I got boxes of tapes, evidence, all of that! I got proof! He's Costello's rat!
Brown : Maybe you do. But right now I need you to put the weapon on the deck and step away from Sergeant Sullivan!
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Oliver Queenan : You're a worker. You rise fast.
Dignam : Like a 12-year-old's dick.
Dignam : Like a 12-year-old's dick.
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Frank Costello : There is no need to remind you that if you don't find that cheese eating rat bastard in your department... it won't be me who suffers for it.
Colin Sullivan : What I be any good at my job if I didn't fucking already know that?
Frank Costello : Just get him and smoke him the fuck out.
Colin Sullivan : I'll get the rat... you just gotta let me do it my way, Frank.
Colin Sullivan : What I be any good at my job if I didn't fucking already know that?
Frank Costello : Just get him and smoke him the fuck out.
Colin Sullivan : I'll get the rat... you just gotta let me do it my way, Frank.
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Billy Costigan : No, I gotta get out. I can't be doing this anymore. You know what's gonna happen?
Oliver Queenan : What?
Billy Costigan : I know he's gonna find out who I am and he's gonna fucking kill me.
Oliver Queenan : I'm really sorry... I swear to God I am. I'll get you out of this. It won't be immediately but I will get you out. Two weeks at most.
Oliver Queenan : What?
Billy Costigan : I know he's gonna find out who I am and he's gonna fucking kill me.
Oliver Queenan : I'm really sorry... I swear to God I am. I'll get you out of this. It won't be immediately but I will get you out. Two weeks at most.
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