The Death of Stalin Quotes

Vasily Stalin: I know the drill. Smile, shake hands and try not to call them cunts.

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Vasily Stalin: I want to make a speech at my father's funeral.
Nikita Khrushchev: [sarcastically]And I want to fuck Grace Kelly.

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Georgy Zhukov: I'm going to have to report this conversation, threatening to do harm or obstruct any member of the Presidium in the process of... [He sees Khrushchev's expression and bursts out laughing]
Georgy Zhukov: look at your fucking face!

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Guard 1: [hearing Stalin's body hit the floor with a thud]Should we investigate...?
Guard 2: Should you shut the fuck up before you get us both killed?

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Kaganovich: [Talking to Nikita Khrushchev]How can you run and plot at the same time?

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Georgy Zhukov: Right, what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?

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Kaganovich: All the best doctors are in the gulag or dead.

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Andreyev: Don't worry, nobody's gonna get killed, I promise you. This is just a musical emergency!

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Nikita Khrushchev: This is how people get killed, when your story don't fit.

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Maria Veniaminovna Yudina: Josef Vissarionovich Stalin, you have betrayed our nation and destroyed its people. I pray for your end and ask the Lord to forgive you. Tyrant.

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Georgy Malenkov: Nod as I'm speaking to you. People are looking to me for reassurance and I have no idea what's going on.

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Joseph Stalin: [receiving the record from the soldier who brought it to him]What took you so long? You fucking walk here?

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Kaganovich: [seeing the priests]I thought we'd banned those freaks.

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Gulag Prisoner: Long Live Stalin!
Soldier: Stalin's Dead! Malenkov's in charge!
Gulag Prisoner: Long live Malenk... [shot in the head]

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Kaganovich: I've had nightmares that made more sense than this.

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Svetlana Stalin: [seeing the doctors gathered for Stalin]They look like mental patients.

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Lavrentiy Beria: It's lucky we both now live in the new Soviet Union or you and your wife and your family would be a pile of dust on the floor of a crematorium toilet.

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Vasily Stalin: My father... was a warm and mighty bear, and we are his 170 million orphaned cubs.

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Georgy Malenkov: He's saying I am the lamb, and you the people have given me life!
Anastas Mikoyan: Or, the lamb is the people and the milk is socialism!

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Maria Veniaminovna Yudina: I'm confident of ever-lasting life.
Nikita Khrushchev: Who the fuck in their right mind would want ever-lasting life?

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Lavrentiy Beria: [standing over Stalin's unconscious body]Have a long sleep, old man. I'll take it from here.

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Andreyev: I don't think any of these people ever heard of Mozart.

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Georgy Zhukov: A modern soldier's greatest fear, it's not death, it's not starvation, it's chafing!

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Georgy Malenkov: Can a pause be part of the Revolution? [pause]
Georgy Malenkov: I think it can.

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Nikita Khrushchev: You are accused of treachery against the Soviet Union, and of giving help to foreign powers...
Lavrentiy Beria: Foreign Powers? From where, the fucking moon?

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Nikita Khrushchev: You smell like rendered horse, you burning asshole!

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Sergei: Who was it?
Andreyev: The Secretariat of the General Secretariat. Of the General Secretary. The Secretary of the General...

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Lavrentiy Beria: Shoot her before him but make sure he sees it, shoot him take him to his church and dump him in the pulpit, the rest I leave up to you.

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Svetlana Stalin: Wade carefully through the river because there are snakes and crocodiles.

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Lavrentiy Beria: Is there any cheese in this building?

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