The Death of Stalin Quotes

Georgy Malenkov: All of you can kiss my Russian ass!

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Vasily Stalin: I hate being sober it's a terrible, terrible mood to be in.

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Soldier: Time to catch a pig for the pot.

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Vyacheslav Molotov: [fussing over a dog]Yes he is! Nikita's going to be dead! Yes he is!

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Georgy Malenkov: He deserves a trial, he's one of us!

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Vyacheslav Molotov: Stalin would be loving this.

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Georgy Zhukov: Everybody happy? Proper dead? Go back to Georgia, dead boy!

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Nikita Khrushchev: I will bury you in history!

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Georgy Zhukov: I fucked Germany, I think I can take a flesh lump in a fucking waistcoat.

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Georgy Malenkov: [to the small girl who's been chosen for a photo-op]OK! Balcony! Let's go!

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Vasily Stalin: [to the hockey team]Come on, play! Play better!

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Nikita Khrushchev: ...sexual deviancy, bourgeois immorality...

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Svetlana Stalin: I never thought it would be you.
Nikita Khrushchev: [rolls his eyes]

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Lavrentiy Beria: False Narrative!

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Nikita Khrushchev: [to Beria]You're just making this shit up as you go along!

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Soldier: We found her! She's grown a bit since the photograph...
Georgy Malenkov: She's the size of an ostrich. No.

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Georgy Zhukov: You've balls like Kremlin domes!

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Nikita Khrushchev: It's only comrades and friends that can yell at each other like this.

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Vasily Stalin: My father was a great social scientist, but we the people of the Soviet Union are not laboratory animals!

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Lavrentiy Beria: Vasily! I sometimes wonder if he's meant for this World.

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Vyacheslav Molotov: If nobody objects, I'm going to spend a kopek.

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Lavrentiy Beria: Please don't shoot me!

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Svetlana Stalin: He's not bad, he's just ill.

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Georgy Zhukov: [looking at Malenkov's new hairstyle]Jesus Christ, did Coco Chanel take a shit on your head?

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Vyacheslav Molotov: Today Beria gets an eight-foot crucifix... up his arse!

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Anastas Mikoyan: I'm knackered! It's been a busy ol' week...

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Svetlana Stalin: We'd better have some Tea and Buns. Soak up the Vodka.

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Nikita Khrushchev: Can we stop twittering like fishwives?

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Kaganovich: Out of my way you fannies!

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Georgy Malenkov: [stretches]I have a bad back, and the head is the heaviest part.

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