Reefer Madness - The Movie Musical Quotes
Mr. Paul Kochinski: You can't believe everything you read and that don't make me a commie!
Lecturer: Mr. Kochinski, Mr. Hearst is a fine American businessman and a graduate of Harvard University. Where did you matriculate?
Mr. Paul Kochinski: Huh?
Lecturer: Ma.tric.u.late. It means where did you go to college?
Mr. Paul Kochinski: Well... I... I didn't.
Lecturer: Mr. Kochinski, Mr. Hearst is a fine American businessman and a graduate of Harvard University. Where did you matriculate?
Mr. Paul Kochinski: Huh?
Lecturer: Ma.tric.u.late. It means where did you go to college?
Mr. Paul Kochinski: Well... I... I didn't.
Movie: Reefer Madness - The Movie Musical
Lecturer: Creeping like a communist, it's knocking at our doors, turning all our children into hooligans and whores!
Movie: Reefer Madness - The Movie Musical
Jimmy: There's only room for one Mary in my life... Mary Lane. With an L! For love! I love Mary Lane!
Movie: Reefer Madness - The Movie Musical
Mae Coleman: I oughtta leave him, but something makes me stay. It's the stuff. I try to kill him, but my guy gives me love and the stuff. Sometimes he's rough. He throws me down the stairs, but deep inside he cares. He buys me lingerie... and the stuff. [flashbacks to when Jack first met Mae and got her hooked on reefer]
Mae Coleman: I was a student, good grades and so naive to the stuff. A handsome stranger, some empty promises, lots of stuff. But I don't get hooked. I'm not addicted, no. I just enjoy the glow. I like to have my fun. No harm to anyone. Though the fun sometimes escapes me when Jack gets stone and rapes me! Nothing numbs me better than the stuff.
Mae Coleman: I was a student, good grades and so naive to the stuff. A handsome stranger, some empty promises, lots of stuff. But I don't get hooked. I'm not addicted, no. I just enjoy the glow. I like to have my fun. No harm to anyone. Though the fun sometimes escapes me when Jack gets stone and rapes me! Nothing numbs me better than the stuff.
Movie: Reefer Madness - The Movie Musical
Sally DeBains: Yes, I'm waiting for your business in this carnal carnivale. Take a one-way ticket to the Bacchanal. So come on Jimmy, come on give me, *reefer love*!
Movie: Reefer Madness - The Movie Musical
Sally DeBains: Tonight you and me are gonna break out like the measles!
Movie: Reefer Madness - The Movie Musical