The Cats Meow Quotes

Charlie Chaplin: If you were starving and you had no food, would you eat your shoe?
Marion Davies: What?
Charlie Chaplin: Your shoe. Would you eat it?
Marion Davies: Um, of course I would.
Charlie Chaplin: You would?
Marion Davies: I'd have to boil it first.
Charlie Chaplin: *That's* funny.

Movie: The Cats Meow
Marion Davies: Nothing can happen this weekend.
Charlie Chaplin: So what are you doing next weekend?

Movie: The Cats Meow