Grand Theft Auto III (VG) Quotes

Momma Cipriani: Oh, it's you. Toni ain't here. But he left one of his sugary love letters for you.
Toni: We're at WAR! The Triads have a fish factory as a front. Most of their business goes down at the fish market in Chinatown. That laundry still owes us protection. They reckon the Triads are protecting them now, so I say we exact a fitting punishment. Take these boys over there and whack the Triad Warlords! Hell, if you get a chance, pop some of their soldiers too.

Movie: Grand Theft Auto III (VG)
Maria: You broadcasters are all the same, aren't you, I mean I heard about you, you're always out on boys nights!
Lazlow: Whoa, Whoa what are you talking about, I'm married!
Maria: One of those convenience jobs to protect you, I bet? I know what you're all like! You know more about men than I know about leopard-skin furniture!

Movie: Grand Theft Auto III (VG)
Momma Cipriani: Toni's off making people bleed, or trying to. He'll never be as tough as his Pop, but he left you a note on the table.
Toni: The laundry has agreed to pay - you did real good kid! Go collect the cash and bring it back here. Watch out for the Triads. They may be shoving a firecracker up your ass, but don't take no crap. Nobody, I mean nobody, messes with TONI CIPRIANI!

Movie: Grand Theft Auto III (VG)
Old woman: [stuck in traffic] I gotta get my face plucked!

Movie: Grand Theft Auto III (VG)
Pedestrian: My mother's my sister!

Movie: Grand Theft Auto III (VG)