The Catherine Tate Show Quotes

Various Characters: I'm sorry, where's my manners? Would you like a Rhubarb and Custard?
Neville: Um... no, thank you.
Various Characters: No, I'm not a great fan of boiled sweets myself. It's just good to have something to suck on between blanket checks. Know what I mean?

TV Show: The Catherine Tate Show
Various Characters: Are you a farmer miss? You a farmer miss? You old McDonald miss? You old McDonald, innit.
Teacher: No, Lauren you know very well I am not a farmer, now enough of this.
Various Characters: Well, I'm not being funny or nuffink, miss, but you do smell like a farmer.

TV Show: The Catherine Tate Show