Bill Bailey - Part Troll (V) Quotes
Bill Bailey: Why would we invoke a so-called monotheistic deity to bail out these unelected spongers?
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Bill Bailey: There's more evil in the charts than an Al Qaida suggestion box, isn't there really.
Movie: Bill Bailey - Part Troll (V)
Bill Bailey: I went to see Metallica - yeah, 'tallica! - and I went to see them at Milton Keynes Bowl. They were being supported by Marilyn Manson - I love Marilyn, Brian? I love Brian, he's great. But anyway what he used to do to get the crowd going was just chant the name of the place over and over. So we were treated to this magnificent spectacle of this eight-foot freak, eyes different colours, wearing a rubber corset, down on one knee shouting "MILTON KEEEEYNES". Stay with me to the grave, that will.
Bill Bailey: [plays guitar] Milton Keynes! Satan's layby!
Bill Bailey: [plays guitar] Milton Keynes! Satan's layby!
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Bill Bailey: I lose commitment in a joke, I'll give you an example. Three men go into a bar, one of them is a little bit stupid and the whole scene plays out with a tedious inevitability.
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Bill Bailey: A medieval roadie? Ah, one do I say, one do I say, one do I say, one do I say then surely two should follow, two should follow, two should follow, two should follow.
Movie: Bill Bailey - Part Troll (V)