The Cannonball Run Quotes

J.J. McClure: I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man, basically.
Victor Prinsi: Oh, thank you.
J.J. McClure: But don't you ever tell me where you found him. Ever.

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J.J. McClure: What's Dr. Gay do?
Victor Prinsi: He's my shrink. He was committed yesterday.
J.J. McClure: Why?
Victor Prinsi: He was smoking bananas. He gets very upset when he talks to 'Him'.
J.J. McClure: So do I!

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Mr. Foyt: Well, how do you all feel now you have raped the American highways?
J.J. McClure: Beautiful!

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Mr. Foyt: Terrorists my dimpled ass! These people make terrorists look like the Sisters of Charity! These guys are Cannonballers!
Pamela Glover: What is that? A bowling team?

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Pamela Glover: I can't believe this is happening to me. This is not a joke any more. I'm being kidnapped.
J.J. McClure: Well, you can call it kidnapping if you want to be rude.

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The Sheik: My driving is rivaled only by the lightning bolts from the heavens!
Sheik's Sister: So you still intend to enter the race with the infidel Americans?
The Sheik: My dear sister, the Cannonball shall fall to the forces of Islam! I swear it!

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