Hollywood Squares Quotes

Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was one of the best things I ever did. What was it?
Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming.

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Peter Marshall: Oscar, how's your life?
Oscar the Grouch: Well, it's actually miserable
Peter Marshall: Ohhh.
Oscar the Grouch: But I like being miserable; that makes me happy.
Peter Marshall: It does, doesn't it?
Oscar the Grouch: But I don't like being happy, so that makes me miserable.

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Peter Marshall: What are Do It, I Can Help and Can't Get Enough?
George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next apartment.

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[immediate and repeated response to contestants guessing incorrectly during a marathon first match]
Teller, Regular: YOU FOOL!

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[Sesame Street's Oscar the Grouch is the Secret Square, and the contestant wins it]
Peter Marshall: Oscar, you've made a man very happy...
Oscar the Grouch: I'm sorry to hear that.

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[show intro]
Announcer: And here's the master of the Hollywood Squares, Peter Marshall.
Peter Marshall: Thank you, Kenny and good morning everyone. Nice to have you with us. Hello, stars!
Celebrities: Hello, Peter!

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