The Big Cube Quotes

Julian: [pointing to Vanessa's older lover] Sonny, is that the man with the old balls?

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Sonny: What do you eat?
Julian: Food.
Sonny: Oh yea? Well I eat food too.

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Sonny: [Julian is bouncing up and down in front of the TV on a rubber ball] Hey, you like hockey?
Julian: Hey, you like hockey?
Sonny: This is a big important game.
Julian: This is a big important game.
Sonny: I'm being serious. Don't do that.
Julian: I'm being serious. Don't do that.
Sonny: [quickly] How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Julian: [Julian stops bouncing]
Sonny: Yeah, that's what I thought. Shut up!

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Ted Castellucci: Objection, Your Honor! The court is interested in the truth, not the opinion of the defendant's father.
Lenny: You want my opinion? My son is a moron.
Ted Castellucci: I withdraw my objection. Please proceed!

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Tommy: How long have you delivered food to Mr. Koufax?
Nazo: I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've gained weight so that's a problem.
Tommy: I see. And, in your experience, was Sonny a good father to Julian?
Nazo: Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.
Tommy: Lamb and tuna fish?
Nazo: Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy?
Homeless Guy: Yes, considering we're in America. I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the hell out?
Nazo: Listen, I'll come down there and give you a crew cut, Mister.
Homeless Guy: Let's see your clippers.
Nazo: Not my problem your father was sick.
Homeless Guy: That - well - -Stop yelling at me! AAAhhhhhhhh!

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