Spider-Man Quotes

Train Conductor: [after Spiderman attempts to slow the train with just his foot] Any more bright ideas?
Spider-Man: I got a few. Yeah!

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[Spider-Man finally stops the train. Exhausted, he falls unconscious and almost falls off, but for the train passengers, who grab him and pull him to safety inside the carriage]
Train Passenger: He's... just a kid... no older than my son... [Spider-Man regains consciousness, then finding the passengers seeing him unmasked, sits up abruptly]
Train Passenger: [reassuringly] it's all right... [Two young boys approach Spider-Man]
Boy with Mask: B: We found something... [Spider-Man is given his mask]
Boy with Mask: We won't tell nobody - it's good to have you back, Spider-Man... [Slowly, Spider-Man dons his mask and gets up, but then... ]
Doc Ock: [entering the carriage] He's MINE!
Train Passenger: You want to get to him, you gotta go through me! [All the other passengers take up his claim and surround Spider-Man]
Doc Ock: Very well...

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Tombstone: Come down here and fight like a man!
Spider-Man: I don't suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider.

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Mary Jane Watson: What are you doing here?
Spider-Man: A 500 foot geyser in Washington Square, and you're wondering why I'm here?

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Spider-Man: [talking about the bomb strapped to his wrist] No, no take it back. It clashes with the color of my costume.

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Spider-Man: How do you DO this?
Madame Web: Transcend time and space? It's simple, I practiced.

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Spider-Man: Subtetly is not your strong point, is it?
Wolverine: Hey, can't even spell the word.

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Spider-Man: This is starting to sound like a bad comic-book plot!

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The Spot: [while fighting Spider-Man] What are you? Some sort of masochist?

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Storm: Power of Lighting, strike again!
Spider-Man: Um, powers of web-shoters, get real sticky.

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