The Badlanders Quotes

Lucky Barton: What are you going to do?
Bones: I'm writing a letter from Captain Rogers to Warden James telling him to release Collins into my custody.
Lucky Barton: You can't sign Captain Rogers' name to a thing like that. That's arson! Er, that's larceny! You get life for larceny!
Bones: Then I'm sending a telegram to the warden, telling him that Collins has been reprieved. I'm signing the governor's name to it.
Lucky Barton: Oh, that's double larceny!
Bones: Yup. Double or nothing!
Lucky Barton: Hey, that might be a good idea at that.

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Steve Langdon: Say, does that stuff really cure pain?
Bones: Well, it's kinda like my singin'... takes your mind off of other aches.

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[as McComas rides up]
T.L. Barston, Bounty Man: I smell the aroma of cash.

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[first lines]
T.L. Barston, Bounty Man: Back in the days of the old West, there were these stretches of territory that I think God and nature just plain forgot about... dark and parched and empty as the moons of Mars. Places where sensible men never vertured... where only dreams and phantoms walked. Kind of a way station between civilization and the Ninth Circle of Hell - The Badlands.

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