The Vikings Quotes

Einar: She said she would kill herself if I touched her.
Ragnar: Ah they all say that. What they mean is they'll kill themselves if you don't.

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Einar: All right, you can keep the slave... for as long as you live.

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Harald the Missionary: Listen. I've been in this dump for sixteen years and I haven't made a single convert...
Snorri the Miserable: There was Thorbjorn Vifilsson's wife. You converted HER.
Harald the Missionary: Thorbjorn Vifilsson's wife became a Buddhist, not a Christian.
Snorri the Miserable: Same thing, isn't it?
Harald the Missionary: No, it is NOT.

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Morgana: I don't need traitors to plead my cause.

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Morgana: I will not lift one finger to resist you.

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Thorfinn: You mean... you can't kill ANYBODY?
King Arnulf: Right! Isn't it wonderful?
Thorfinn: What? Not being able to kill anybody?
King Arnulf: Well, of course.
Eerik: How?
King Arnulf: Well... for a start... er... there's no killing...
Erik: Well, OBVIOUSLY there's no killing.
King Arnulf: Well...
Thorfinn: But how d'you take revenge?
Keitel: How do you punish people?
Ivar: How do you DEFEND yourselves?
King Arnulf: We don't have to. We're all terribly nice to each other.

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