The Astronauts Wife Quotes

Spencer Armacost: Well I told that bloated fast food eating mother****er that we'd have never gotten the chance to be heroes if he hadn't forced us to put that peice of **** exploding sateliette up into orbit.
Jillian Armacost: And then what happened?
Spencer Armacost: Oh you know, he said he'd never been spoken to like that before by anybody and I said I didn't give a big hairy rats ass and if he ever called me again I would track him down, rouse him from his bunk, pull his pants round his ankles and spank him with a coathanger right there in front of his wife and children!
Jillian Armacost: Wanna tell me what you really said to the president?
Spencer Armacost: Yeah, I thanked him for his call and I asked him what he was wearing. And, uh, he started breathing kinda heavy, made a funny noise and hung up.

Movie: The Astronauts Wife
Capt. Alex Streck: Spencer? Spencer... Spencer what is that? Did you feel that? My God what is that?

Movie: The Astronauts Wife
Jillian Armacost: Do you know the story of the princess whose beloved prince dies in battle? The enemy prince after overrunning the castle finds the princess and forces himself upon her. Months later the princess is with child... but whose? It's either the child of her enemy, the man that killed her husband, the man that rapped her... in which case she will kill herself and the child. Or it's the child of her prince. The only thing she has left of him, a part of him still alive within her kept safe inside her, in which case... But how would she know until it was too late? How will she know until the child is born and she can see its eyes?

Movie: The Astronauts Wife
Spencer Armacost: What I am is a true American hero. Now, the President of the United States of America said that, and you heard it.

Movie: The Astronauts Wife