The Astronauts Wife Quote

Spencer Armacost: Well I told that bloated fast food eating mother****er that we'd have never gotten the chance to be heroes if he hadn't forced us to put that peice of **** exploding sateliette up into orbit.
Jillian Armacost: And then what happened?
Spencer Armacost: Oh you know, he said he'd never been spoken to like that before by anybody and I said I didn't give a big hairy rats ass and if he ever called me again I would track him down, rouse him from his bunk, pull his pants round his ankles and spank him with a coathanger right there in front of his wife and children!
Jillian Armacost: Wanna tell me what you really said to the president?
Spencer Armacost: Yeah, I thanked him for his call and I asked him what he was wearing. And, uh, he started breathing kinda heavy, made a funny noise and hung up.

Movie: The Astronauts Wife

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