The 76th Annual Academy Awards Quotes

Billy Crystal: [reading Julia Roberts' Mind] Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm rich.
Billy Crystal: [reading Oprah Winfrey's Mind] You wanna talk about rich honey?

TV Show: The 76th Annual Academy Awards
Billy Crystal: ...and when I say funny, I mean threatening to my career.

TV Show: The 76th Annual Academy Awards