Texas Rangers Quotes

[CD has been cornered by two bad guys]
CD Parker: You know? Life's funny - you can sleep off a hangover but you can't sleep off ugly.

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A.D.A. Alex Cahill: How about a cruise for out honeymoon?
Ranger Cordell Walker: We've already done that.
A.D.A. Alex Cahill: That was a river raft!
Ranger Cordell Walker: Close enough.

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Leander McNelly: [dying] When they remember us rangers... let them remember us not as men of vengence... but as men of law... and justice.

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Older Ranger: [hesitantly watching King Fisher and two men approach] King Fisher... What?s your business here?
John King Fisher: I've come for my beaves.
Older Ranger: This is a public auction, Fisher. You?re welcome to bid when the time comes.
John King Fisher: I bid fifty.
Auctioneer: [confused] Fifty what?
John King Fisher: Fifty of them. [fifty of Fisher?s bandits ride in behind him, weapons drawn]
Older Ranger: [afraid] I can't let you take these cattle.
John King Fisher: Draw! [Fishers bandits slaughter everyone]

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[Sydney and Jimmy come out of a piercing parlor after interviewing someone; she hints he should pierce something]
Ranger Jimmy Trivette: Yeah, right. If I'd get an ear pierced, Walker'd make me ride in the back of his truck. [Walker carries bad guys to jail by placing them in the back of his truck]

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