Swordfish Quotes

Gabriel Shear: It's kinda like masturbation without the payoff.

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Gabriel: Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini? Well he wasn't like today's magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that? Misdirection.
Stanley: What the **** are you talking about?
Gabriel: Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.

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Gabriel: I have been told that the best crackers in the world can do this under 60 minutes but unfortunately I need someone who can do this under 60 seconds.

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Roberts: How do I find this guy?
Axl Torvalds: You don't find him; he finds you.

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Stanley: It's not gonna end like this.
Gabriel: Oh, come on, Stan. Not everything ends the way you think it should. Besides, audiences love happy endings.

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