Vampie Quotes

Azure St. Clair: I'm gonna kick some vampire ass, then I'm gonna kick some Judas ass.

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Grace: When you're 600 years old, you amuse yourself with stupid shit.

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Mammon: You're a brave... little lamb.
Julian: What a tender morsel.
Ludmilla: Zombies seem to think so.
Mammon: Silence. I want to savor this. Anything to say, little lamb?

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Ludmilla: You got some balls, little mortal.
Grace: Yeah. They're clanging.

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Mammon: Around these parts, we do angel dust right. Your turn, sweetmeat.

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Tippy: Whacked by the Vatican. You have arrived.

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Wanda: Give the Great Spirit a little more credit than that!

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Azure St. Clair: Pie-eating whore? What was SHE so pissed about? She's a VAMPIRE, for fuck's sake! She doesn't have to shit any more! Ew.

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Tippy: Dear Lord, if I live through this I ain't never gonna sin again. I'll live a life of quiet dignity. I'll go back to dog grooming university, which was my original calling anyway...

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Father Jack: You're so beautiful. Like a... wild Zebra Orchid.
Azure St. Clair: Really? Because I've been likened to a Venus Fly Trap... or the dreaded Corpse Flower.

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Azure St. Clair: I like Zebra Orchid. Of course, orchids are parasites. Is that what you're saying, Jack?
Father Jack: No... orchids are parasites, yes, but they are wildly beautiful. And strong. God's little... tough cookies.

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Father Jack: The Vatican does nothing delicately.

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Father Jack: The Vatican will kill you. And your friends. They will call it collateral damage, and life will go on merrily.

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Azure St. Clair: I'm a pussycat. I don't mess with anyone. Well, except to feed, but...
Grace: That totally doesn't count.

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Wanda: Heaven is only three feet above your head.

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Mammon: World domination is such an aphrodesiac... Now kiss, my pale flowers. Kiss. Ooh. That's just... hot.

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Tippy: Miz Wanda, that is borderline sacrilege, girl.

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Evil Priest: Heaven in art. Who. Father. Our.

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Wanda: I know what you are. And I could give two shits!

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Wanda: You shine like a little pink star in the twinkle of His eye!

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