Taking Care of Business Quotes
Jewel Bentley: That was the best safe sex I've ever had!
Jimmy Dworski: That was the best sex I've had in 2 years, 11 months, 3 weeks and 5 days!
Jimmy Dworski: That was the best sex I've had in 2 years, 11 months, 3 weeks and 5 days!
Movie: Taking Care of Business
Jimmy Dworski: Half a day. Just a half a day. I'll make it up when I come back. I'll give you 2 weeks.
Warden Toolman: [Shakes head no as if struggling with the decision]
Jimmy Dworski: OK OK I'll give you 2 weeks solitary.
Warden Toolman: [Nods yes] No can do.
Jimmy Dworski: Aw, COME ON! Lighten up, will ya? This game is SO important to me. It REALLY is. Come on this is just a minimum security prison, for Christ's sake! [Warden and guard look up as if offended]
Jimmy Dworski: I mean a MAXIMUM minimum security prison - it's a tough prison, though.
Warden Toolman: Take away his TV priveleges.
Jimmy Dworski: Aw, COME ON! You can't take away my TV! I GOTTA watch the game. Come on - please don't be an asshole, all right?
Warden Toolman: Did you call me an asshole?
Jimmy Dworski: [to guard] Did I say "asshole"? I didn't call him an asshole, did I?
Prison Guard: Yep.
Warden Toolman: Take away everyone's TV priveleges, and let them know whose fault it is. NO ONE is gonna watch the game!
Jimmy Dworski: No - you can't... You can't!
Warden Toolman: NO ONE!
Jimmy Dworski: I didn't mean to call you an asshole - that's not what I meant! I meant assWIPE! You're an assWIPE! [to guards]
Jimmy Dworski: And you - you LOOK like an asshole! And you look like another asshole!
Warden Toolman: [Shakes head no as if struggling with the decision]
Jimmy Dworski: OK OK I'll give you 2 weeks solitary.
Warden Toolman: [Nods yes] No can do.
Jimmy Dworski: Aw, COME ON! Lighten up, will ya? This game is SO important to me. It REALLY is. Come on this is just a minimum security prison, for Christ's sake! [Warden and guard look up as if offended]
Jimmy Dworski: I mean a MAXIMUM minimum security prison - it's a tough prison, though.
Warden Toolman: Take away his TV priveleges.
Jimmy Dworski: Aw, COME ON! You can't take away my TV! I GOTTA watch the game. Come on - please don't be an asshole, all right?
Warden Toolman: Did you call me an asshole?
Jimmy Dworski: [to guard] Did I say "asshole"? I didn't call him an asshole, did I?
Prison Guard: Yep.
Warden Toolman: Take away everyone's TV priveleges, and let them know whose fault it is. NO ONE is gonna watch the game!
Jimmy Dworski: No - you can't... You can't!
Warden Toolman: NO ONE!
Jimmy Dworski: I didn't mean to call you an asshole - that's not what I meant! I meant assWIPE! You're an assWIPE! [to guards]
Jimmy Dworski: And you - you LOOK like an asshole! And you look like another asshole!
Movie: Taking Care of Business