Take Me Home Quotes

Thom: I have 83 dollars to my name.
Claire: I thought you were a therapist.
Thom: Uh, just playin' around.
Claire: So you're, you're poor?
Thom: No, *you're* poor. I have 83 dollars.

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Thom: Eventually you have to settle down.
Claire: Some people settle down, and some people just settle.
Thom: Well, it's clear which category you fit into.

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Eve: We don't die inhaling. We exhale. We leave it all behind.

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Thom: I thought you said you didn't fly.
Claire: Well it's time I got over it. Those pilots know what they're doing. And it's safer than driving.
Thom: Depends on who's driving.

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Claire: Did you ever notice how really lonely men have large DVD collections?

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Thom: Did you know that out of all the mammals on earth, only a quarter of them are monogamous. The rest [wandering gesture]
Thom: sleeping around.
Claire: Many of which eat their own poop.

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[first lines]Thom: Actually, sir, if you could just take a look now, I'd really appreciate it. There's this issue with my landlord. He's kind of on my back. So if you could just, please - please - thank you.
Alan: Not bad, nice work, good job. Thanks for coming in.

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[last lines]Eve: [on answering machine]Hola, my beautiful sister. It's Eve. Happy belated Easter, for what that's worth, I don't know. I got your message and I think that would be so awesome. Lady, you pick the date, I am there. We'll eat, we'll surf, do everything you're supposed to do here in beautiful Encinitas. Which is, uh, eating and surfing, now that I think about it. Anyway, call me. I love you.
Eric: [on answering machine]Hey,it's, uh, it's Eric. I just called to let you know I dropped off some o' your mail. Uh, your landlord said he'd put it inside your apartment for you so I just wanna make sure you got it. I hope you're doing OK. Um, that's it. Okay. Bye.

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Thom: If you're going past Newark I gotta charge you round trip. I don't make the rules, that's, that's headquarters... You can't go past New Brunswick either, that's, that's corporation limit. In fact, even New Brunswick's pushing it.
Claire: Will you shut up? I'm not paying you to talk, I'm paying you to drive. That's why I took a cab, so I could sit in the back, while some foreigner who speaks broken English could take me where I need to go!

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