Surprise, Surprise Quotes

Dad: Go get the stand out of the basement.
Louie: You mean the stand that came over on the Mayflower?
Dad: It's a good stand! 'Been handed down generation after generation. When I was a kid, we didn't have any stands, WE HAD TO TAKE TURNS HOLDING THE TREE!!

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Foghorn Leghorn: You don't want a chicken, son.
Pete Puma: I don't?
Foghorn Leghorn: No, you want a *chicken*!

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Kelly Reisfeld: What do you mean, Mr. Doubts?
Steve W. Doubts: [suspiciously] Hmm...

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[Repeated line]
Dad: I heard that!

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