Half Nelson Quotes

Dan: What're you doing here?
Rachel: Came to check out some basketball. Heard this was the place.
Dan: We need a little work, but we're having fun, so... yeah.
Rachel: How are you?
Dan: Same old, same old.
Rachel: I'm happy to see you.
Dan: It's good to see you, too. You look good.
Rachel: Come on, I got fat.
Dan: Oh, I know, but it looks great. You look healthy.
Rachel: Do you wanna go get some -
Dan: I can't. I got to -
Rachel: Just like a quick coffee. I just want to...
Dan: Get some coffee?
Rachel: Yeah.
Dan: I can't tonight. Do you wanna do it another night?
Rachel: OK.
Dan: OK. Hey. How's your mom?
Rachel: Did you get my messages? [Walks away]

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Dan: Man... I'm sweating like George Bush on Judgment Day.

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Drey: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Dan: What?
Drey: Nacho cheese.

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[last lines]
Dan: Knock, knock.
Drey: Who's there?
Dan: The Interrupting Cow.
Drey: The Interrupting Cow, who?
Dan: [realizing he's blown the joke] ... Moooooo.
Drey: [laughing] That was horrible!

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