Evan: I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.
Movie: Superbad
Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Movie: Superbad
Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah, I learned about that in health class.
Movie: Superbad
Seth: Nobody has gotten a B.J. in cargo shorts since â??nam!
Movie: Superbad
[from trailer]
Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Officer Slater: [pause] That's such a cool name.
Officer Michaels: I know. It sounds like a sexy hamburger.
Movie: Superbad
[from trailer]
Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
Movie: Superbad
