Stocking Stuffers Quotes

The Man: How would you like to share with me an exotic concoction of fitfully fruitful passions sprinkled with walking-finger flourishes of fine line fragrances dipped within a frothy mix of salivatingly sweet syrips, whipped cream, and purple hazel nuts - without the purple haze?
The Woman: You've got a mouth-watering way with words, baby!
The Man: [after a beat] Well?
The Woman: [nods] Bon appetite.

Movie: Stocking Stuffers
The Man: What's up?
The Woman: [after glancing at his crotch] You tell me.

Movie: Stocking Stuffers