Trinity Quotes

Dr. Edgar Vance: What's the date today? Can you tell me what day it is?
Blade: [declines to answer]
Dr. Edgar Vance: What about the president? Surely you know that? Can you tell me who's in the White House?
Blade: An asshole.

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Hannibal King: [about Danica] You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? You see her, and every warning bell in your brain starts going off, but you still manage to ask for her number? Well, that's all I ever hook up with. But this betty... whoa! She blew them all away in the ****storm sweepstakes.

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Hannibal King: So, can we just go ahead and sign you up for one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings?

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Jarko Grimwood: [about his vampire Pomeranian] Precious, isn't he?
Hannibal King: Well, that depends who you ask. Because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.
Jarko Grimwood: And when the **** did you see my dick, ****-face? [he kicks Hannibal in the face]
Hannibal King: Ow! [points at Danica]
Hannibal King: I was talking to her!

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Ray Cumberland: Say, Blade, how many people have you killed? Thirty? Forty? Fifty?
Blade: One thousand, one hundred and eighty two. But they were all familiars.

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[first lines]
Hannibal King: In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guy always manages to save the day at the last minute with crosses and holy water. But everybody knows the movies are full of ****. The truth is, it started with Blade, and it ended with him. The rest of us were just along for the ride.

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