Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (V) Quotes

Pizza Guy: I got your pizza pie right here. Twenty bucks.
Michael Showalter: We don't have this money.
Pizza Guy: [drops pizza box and puts cigarette out on hand] We got a real problem here, don't we boys?

Movie: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (V)
Michael Showalter: Hey Mike... is that your final answer?
David Wain: Suddenly I'm here with Regis! Right there!
Michael Ian Black: Hey hey hey... I'd like to use a lifeline.
Michael Showalter: Hey hey hey... don't do that. Wouldn't be prudent.

Movie: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (V)
Michael Showalter: [flinging himself across the couch] This seat is taken.

Movie: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (V)
Michael: What is truth?
Michael Showalter: A leaf on a tree.
Michael: The sound of waves hitting the side of a boat.
David Wain: I can suck my own dick!

Movie: Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (V)