Stay Tuned Quotes
Diane Knable: [to Darryl] You're pizza topping!
Darryl Knable: Wait. Mom and Dad are here.
Diane Knable: They're home?
Darryl Knable: Well, not exactly. [he points to the TV set]
Darryl Knable: Look. [Roy Knable is on TV as a detective]
Darryl Knable: Wait. Mom and Dad are here.
Diane Knable: They're home?
Darryl Knable: Well, not exactly. [he points to the TV set]
Darryl Knable: Look. [Roy Knable is on TV as a detective]
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Spike: [on the set of HV One (News)] This just in... Helen Knable has been kidnapped and taken to Channel 1. We take you there live.
Helen Knable: [tied to a wagon on railroad tracks] Roy, I don't know where you are, but get your butt back here!
Spike: Unfortunately, her gutless failure of a husband won't lift a finger to save her. Isn't that right, Roy?
Roy Knable: No.
Helen Knable: [tied to a wagon on railroad tracks] Roy, I don't know where you are, but get your butt back here!
Spike: Unfortunately, her gutless failure of a husband won't lift a finger to save her. Isn't that right, Roy?
Roy Knable: No.
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[Helen and Roy Knable, are cornered by one of the wolves]
Roy Knable: Jump.
Helen Knable: Jump?
Roy Knable: Wherever it leads can't be any worse than this! Go! [Helen jumps into that conduit. Roy tries to jump there as well, but he doesn't fit through that hole. He makes that hole bigger, and wolves approach him. Roy finally falls through that conduit before the wolves could get him]
Roy Knable: [falling] Yeow! [Roy lands in a cartoon, as a cartoon mouse]
Roy Knable: Umph!
Helen Knable: [also as a cartoon mouse] Couldn't be any worse, huh, Roy?
Roy Knable: Helen? Oh, my god! [he looks at and holds up his tail]
Roy Knable: We're cartoons.
Roy Knable: Jump.
Helen Knable: Jump?
Roy Knable: Wherever it leads can't be any worse than this! Go! [Helen jumps into that conduit. Roy tries to jump there as well, but he doesn't fit through that hole. He makes that hole bigger, and wolves approach him. Roy finally falls through that conduit before the wolves could get him]
Roy Knable: [falling] Yeow! [Roy lands in a cartoon, as a cartoon mouse]
Roy Knable: Umph!
Helen Knable: [also as a cartoon mouse] Couldn't be any worse, huh, Roy?
Roy Knable: Helen? Oh, my god! [he looks at and holds up his tail]
Roy Knable: We're cartoons.
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[Roy Knable, as a cartoon mouse, is about to leave the cartoon through a conduit]
Roy Knable: [to viewers] Deeb-a-deeb-a-deeb - that's all folks.
Roy Knable: [to viewers] Deeb-a-deeb-a-deeb - that's all folks.
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[on the set of Duane's Underworld, a segment of Saturday Nite Dead]
Duane: All right. Welcome to Duane's Underworld, O Father of Lies. I'm your excrement host Duane, and with me as always is my only slightly decaying co-host Garf.
Garf: [lifting up his right armpit] Wifto!
Duane: All right. Welcome to Duane's Underworld, O Father of Lies. I'm your excrement host Duane, and with me as always is my only slightly decaying co-host Garf.
Garf: [lifting up his right armpit] Wifto!
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