Split Quotes

Bill Denny: Come on, Valdez! Come on, Valdez!
Charlie Waters: Who's Valdez?
Bill Denny: Valdez is the jockey!

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Dave Negli: Listen, Marty, the last man I killed I did it for $5000. For $85,000 I'd kill you 17 times.

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Fleegle: [at the end of the opening theme] The Banana Splits presents... The Banana Splits!

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KP aka Kut Price: [after looking at the girls] No. She wasn't there. Look, this girl is a bit dark, must be 10 years old.
The Pimp: Look boss, all my girls are under 10. All fresh. If you want you can get that also. Pure virgin. Say, wanna do the opening ceremony?
KP aka Kut Price: Is your brains next to your ass? What am I telling you? I am telling you this girl is like my sister.
The Pimp: So why are you jumping on me? I do honest business. All clean. I don't sell water to the poor like you do.
KP aka Kut Price: [shouts] Mother****er!

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Larry Fleming: You don't think very much of people, do you?
Sam Hurley: I don't think very much of anything.

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The Beast: You are different from the rest. Your heart is pure! Rejoice! The broken are the more evolved. Rejoice.

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The Beast: We are what we believe we are.
Hedwig: Holy shit, this is so cool! They are gonna believe we exist now, right?
Dennis: They are gonna have to.
Hedwig: So, what do we do now?
Patricia: [referring to The Beast]We trust in him. He'll protect us. Look at what he can do. Let him show the world how powerful we can be.

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Hedwig: [after awkwardly kissing Casey]You might be pregnant now.

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Dennis: You like to make fun of us, but we are more powerful than you think.

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Hedwig: My name's Hedwig. I have red socks. He's on the move.
Casey Cooke: What?
Hedwig: He... on... the... mooove.
Casey Cooke: Who?
Hedwig: Someone's coming for you, and you're not gonna like it. You guys make noises in your sleep.
Casey Cooke: Tell us.
Hedwig: I'm not supposed to say; but, he's done awful things to people and he'll do awful things to you. I have blue socks, too.
Marcia: We're his food? [Hedwig shrugs]
Casey Cooke: How old are you?
Hedwig: Nine.
Casey Cooke: So you're not the guy that took us?
Hedwig: [scoffs]No.
Casey Cooke: You're... not the lady?
Hedwig: What are you, blind?
Casey Cooke: You don't know how they think?
Hedwig: N-no, they don't... they don't tell me much. I just ate a hot dog.

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The Beast: [beckoning from the darkness]We are glorious! We will no longer be afraid. Only through pain can you achieve your greatness! The impure are the untouched, the unburned, the unslain. Those who have not been torn have no value in themselves and no place in this world!

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Dr. Fletcher: An individual with multiple personalities can change their body chemistry with their thoughts.

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[last lines] Diner Patron: This is like that crazy guy in the wheelchair that they put away 15 years ago. And they gave him a funny name, too. What was it?
David Dunn: Mr. Glass.
Diner Patron: Oh, yeah.

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The Beast: The broken are more evolved.

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Hedwig: Are you trying to trick me? Et cetera? I'll tell on you!

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The Beast: Those who have not been torn have no value in themselves and no place in this world! They are asleep!

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[From the trailer] Dr. Fletcher: I've never seen a case like this before. Twenty three identities live in Kevin's body.

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[From the trailer] Patricia: Don't worry; he's not allowed to touch you. He knows what you're here for. He listens to me.

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Dr. Fletcher: The authors of Hooters play on our incessant need for fat and man's incessant need to be in the proximity of augmented breasts. It's like Henry V ran a fast food franchise!

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Dennis: Let us show them what we can do. Let us show them how powerful we can be.

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Dennis: The Beast is a sentient creature who represents the highest form of humans' evolution. He believes the time of ordinary humanity is over. I hope this makes you feel calm. You will be in the presence of something greater. I was gonna ask for your last shirt, but I won't. Because tonight is a sacred night. It's almost over.

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Dr. Fletcher: There must be limits to what a human being can become.

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Kevin Wendell: [speaking in video recording]The Horde keeps obsessing about the ones who haven't suffered. I don't know where they're going with this, but it scares me.

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[first lines] Claire Benoit: [about Casey standing over in the corner]That's what happens when you do a mercy invite.
Mr. Benoit: I believed you wanted to invite everyone.
Claire Benoit: Dad, I can't invite everyone in my art class except for one person without social networking evidence inflicting more pain on that person than was intended. And I'm not a monster.
Mr. Benoit: I'm proud of you. I think.
Claire Benoit: She gets detention a lot and she yells at teachers sometimes. There was that rumor that went around that she just kept running away from home.
Marcia: Um, maybe she can Uber.
Claire Benoit: I seriously believe that we can go home now.
Mr. Benoit: Um, did I mistakenly convey this was a democracy? We are not going 'til she gets picked up.
Casey Cooke: [walks over to them]Uh, the car broke down. I'm just gonna take the bus.
Mr. Benoit: You're not taking a bus. I'll drive you home. Claire has almost saved her half of the money she needs for a car. Isn't that right? This'll be one of the few times left I can drive you guys around. Huh?
Casey Cooke: Uh, I...
Claire Benoit: You won't be able to hear my dad tell jokes that only he thinks are funny for an entire car ride unless you come. You don't really wanna miss that.

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Claire Benoit: I took six months of Kenpo karate class. And you distract the assailant with pain.
Casey Cooke: Everything is so easy for you guys. You do one thing, you can predict the next thing. It's not the way it's gonna be in this situation.

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Casey's Father: [teaching his daughter how to hunt]Females are smarter than the males. But you know that, it's like humans. Females use their nose to stay alive. They make sure they have cover. They always remember they're trying to stay alive. Bucks go off by themselves. Bucks get dumb during mating season.
Five-Year-Old Casey: Boys make too much noise.

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Dr. Fletcher: They are what they believe they are. The brain has learned to defend itself.
Academic Moderator: You are treating them like they are supernaturals, like they have powers. Karen, we are these are patiensts, they have been through trauma.
Dr. Fletcher: and perhaps now they are capable of something we are not. We have brain scans now. DID patients have changed their body chemistry with their thougts.

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