Small Soldiers Quotes

Chip Hazard: Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty. And, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live! The war against the Gorgonites will be won! Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Gorgonites and frag 'em all!

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Archer: Greetings. I am Archer, emissary or the Gorgonites.
Alan: Awfully polite for a monster.

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Alan: Damn potholes.

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Chip Hazard: Nick Nitro's battery has run out, but his memory lives on.

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Irwin Wayfair: You put munitions chips into toys?

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Major Chip Hazard: It's a small world after all.

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