Siones Wedding Quotes

Michael: What's happened to you Sione?
Sione: I fell in love you dick! Man I love Leonie more than I love anthing in the world and if any of you dickheads wreck our wedding that's it. We're done.
Stanley: Guess you don't love her that much then.

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Aaliyah: Tyrique?
Stanley: Aaliyah?
Aaliyah: On Party Chat you said you were 6'6!
Stanley: You said you were size 14!
Aaliyah: I am!
Stanley: Your feet, maybe.

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Albert: Et tu, Brute?
Sefa: What are you speaking Maori for?

Movie: Siones Wedding
Derek: When you come to my fale you check what you bringing at the door.
Albert: Bringing what?
Derek: That.
Albert: WHAT?
Derek: That attitude. You check that at the door or yo get my jandel on yo mouf!

Movie: Siones Wedding