Shakespeare in... and Out Quotes
Harold Asailian Jr: Carmichael Astune's greatest triumph as a director came at the helm of such period epics as, "Spartacum" and "Pilgrim Poontang."
Movie: Shakespeare in... and Out
Harold Asailian, Jr.: Lucy said this might be your last film for awhile. How come?
Misty Flavors: I'm going to have a baby!
Harold Asailian, Jr.: Really? Congratulations!
Misty Flavors: This time I'm going to keep.
Mike: So which one of the actors got you pregnant!
Misty Flavors: What?
Mike: Which one of the studs is going to be a dad?
Misty Flavors: Shut up, you asshole! What I do on the set is work. This child is a result of love.
Misty Flavors: I'm going to have a baby!
Harold Asailian, Jr.: Really? Congratulations!
Misty Flavors: This time I'm going to keep.
Mike: So which one of the actors got you pregnant!
Misty Flavors: What?
Mike: Which one of the studs is going to be a dad?
Misty Flavors: Shut up, you asshole! What I do on the set is work. This child is a result of love.
Movie: Shakespeare in... and Out
Lee Fernandez: What I want you to do, Rich, is look at her breasts when you say that line.
Rich Longfellow: But in Michael Caine's acting video, he said you should pick one eye of the other actor and concentrate only on that. If you pick just one eye, not both of them, but just one eye, then you're more focused and you don't seem shifty or nervous.
Lee Fernandez: Michael who? Look, I don't give a **** about that. In this scene, you're horny and I want you to look at her tits!
Lucy "Lace" Liebowitz: Maybe you should just pick one, then your eyes won't shift.
Rich Longfellow: But in Michael Caine's acting video, he said you should pick one eye of the other actor and concentrate only on that. If you pick just one eye, not both of them, but just one eye, then you're more focused and you don't seem shifty or nervous.
Lee Fernandez: Michael who? Look, I don't give a **** about that. In this scene, you're horny and I want you to look at her tits!
Lucy "Lace" Liebowitz: Maybe you should just pick one, then your eyes won't shift.
Movie: Shakespeare in... and Out