The PJs Quotes
[there's a knock on Thurgood's door during a terrible heatwave]
Thurgood Stubbs: If it ain't the heat, it's the stupidity... [opens door]
Mrs. Avery: [points cane at Thurgood] Super! It's too hot! When you gonna turn down the furnace?
Thurgood Stubbs: The furnace ain't on, it's the middle of summer, you crazy old bat!
Mrs. Avery: Then when you gonna fix my calendar?
Thurgood Stubbs: Now, what the hell you buy a calendar for? You ain't gonna get to finish it! [slams door in her face]
Thurgood Stubbs: If it ain't the heat, it's the stupidity... [opens door]
Mrs. Avery: [points cane at Thurgood] Super! It's too hot! When you gonna turn down the furnace?
Thurgood Stubbs: The furnace ain't on, it's the middle of summer, you crazy old bat!
Mrs. Avery: Then when you gonna fix my calendar?
Thurgood Stubbs: Now, what the hell you buy a calendar for? You ain't gonna get to finish it! [slams door in her face]
TV Show: The PJs