Scary Movie Quotes

Brenda Meeks: I saw this tape, and I think you should know about it. It had these really shocking images on it.
Cindy: Brenda, it was Mardi Gras, I never drank Vodka before, and I was outta beads!
Brenda Meeks: No, not that tape Cindy. Anyway, you watch the tape, and when it's over, your phone rings. And this creepy voice says, "You're Gonna Die In Seven Days", and seven days later...
Cindy: When did you watch it?
Brenda Meeks: A week ago. A week ago, tonight.
Cindy: [Brenda's nose is bleeding] Brenda! [Cindy hands her tampon,and Brenda starts choking, but then starts laughing]
Cindy: .
Cindy: Oh my God, you bitch!
Brenda Meeks: [about the fake blood] Ketchup!
Cindy: Oh, you got me! [Brenda laughs, but starts having a seizure, and falls over the couch. She stands up, still shaking and foaming at the mouth. She laughs]
Brenda Meeks: I can't believe you fell for that fake seizure!
Cindy: But it seemed so real!
Brenda Meeks: It did didn't it?
Cindy: And you peed! [We see a puddle on the rug]
Brenda Meeks: Yeah! I really sold that shit, didn't I? I just love the look on your face when you are scared, girl! You are too easy! [Her hand catches on fire, and she throws water on it. She removes a fake hand from her sleeve, laughing]
Brenda Meeks: . I got you with the old fake hand! I'm gonna get the rest of the popcorn...

Movie: Scary Movie
Buddy: I heard Dwight tell the professor that there could be a poltergeist in the house and that we could all be in danger!
Shorty Meeks: Aww, naw son! NOT A POLTERGEIST!... what's a poltergeist?

Movie: Scary Movie
Buffy Gilmore: Oh, now I am gonna fall and break my leg! [Buffy snaps her leg]
Buffy Gilmore: Ow!

Movie: Scary Movie
Buffy Gilmore: Oh, look at me! I'm all dead!

Movie: Scary Movie