Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (V) Quotes
Martina: All right, listen. There are certain rules that you have to follow in a parody situation if you want to survive. Rule number one: exaggerate everything. Number 88: accept the ridiculous as logical. [flash to Boner getting down with a girl]
Martina: Sexual sight gags, always funny. [Boner making sex noises while pulling out a splinter]
Martina: And along with wacky sound effects... [Boner unzipping his pants with a "boing!" sound]
Martina: And unlimited absurdity. [Killer frightens Boner into a heart attack with a chainsaw]
Martina: Remember: nothing is sacred. [cross falls onto bed]
Dawson: You're forgetting, point out the obvious. [holds up a "dead man" sign pointing to Slab]
Martina: And finally, perpetually painful stereotypes.
Pimp: Dat's ridikkulous!
Martina: Sexual sight gags, always funny. [Boner making sex noises while pulling out a splinter]
Martina: And along with wacky sound effects... [Boner unzipping his pants with a "boing!" sound]
Martina: And unlimited absurdity. [Killer frightens Boner into a heart attack with a chainsaw]
Martina: Remember: nothing is sacred. [cross falls onto bed]
Dawson: You're forgetting, point out the obvious. [holds up a "dead man" sign pointing to Slab]
Martina: And finally, perpetually painful stereotypes.
Pimp: Dat's ridikkulous!
Movie: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (V)
Barbara: And so what if Boner's dad was cheating with my mom, causing her to go on a downward spiral resulting into alcoholism?
Boner: My dad has what?
Boner: My dad has what?
Movie: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (V)
Doughy: I read your diary, Ms. Boo-hoo-my-gym-teacher-molested-me!
Barbara: Dork!
Doughy: Dyke!
Martina: [surprised] What?
Barbara: Dork!
Doughy: Dyke!
Martina: [surprised] What?
Movie: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (V)
PA: [voice-over] Attention students, there will be a fire drill at 3: 05 today. Please bring your own matches and lighter fluid.
Movie: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (V)
Pizza Guy: Hi there. Delivery from 24-Hour Pizza. If we're not here in 24 hours, then we're not coming!
Movie: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (V)