Cecil B. DeMented Quotes

[takes a big sip from a chalice]
Raven: It's goat's urine. Want some?

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Cecil: Celibacy for celluloid!

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Cecil: I'm Cecil B. Demented, and you're in my movie. Do not look into the lens and ruin the shot or you will be shot.

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Honey: No! Please let me go! I promise I won't tell anyone about your little movie!
Cecil: Little?
Honey: I didn't mean, you know, *little*. I meant, you know, low-budget... ly cult.

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Raven: Pain is pleasure! Slavery is freedom! Suicide for Satan!

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