Saturday Night Live - The Best of Phil Hartman Quotes

Bill Clinton: Let me tell you something, there's gonna be a whole bunch of things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton. And fast food's the least of them.

TV Show: Saturday Night Live - The Best of Phil Hartman
Johnny O'Connor: Is it the booze, Harry? The dames? I'll cut back.
Harry: No it isn't that.
Johnny O'Connor: Is it the pills?
Harry: No.
Johnny O'Connor: The sheep?
Harry: No.
Johnny O'Connor: The ducks?
Harry: No.
Johnny O'Connor: Your wife?
Harry: No. WHAT?

TV Show: Saturday Night Live - The Best of Phil Hartman
[Show name has been changed to 'This Old Robot']
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TV Show: Saturday Night Live - The Best of Phil Hartman