Rugrats Quotes

Chas Finster: [as a 40-foot wave approaches the ship] We're gonna need a bigger boat.

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Debbie Thornberry: [suspiciously] You sure know an awful lot for an island girl.
Angelica Pickles: Well, see, a TV washed up on the beach one time, and the island king made the whole tribe watch it.
Debbie Thornberry: [after a long pause] Cool!

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Kimi Watanabe-Finster: You guys! Tomorrow we're officially practically teenagers! We're going to our first concert!
Lil: Yeah, unless you count those baby concerts, where they gave out juice and made us quack.
Phil: Anyone else miss those sippy cups? [Everyone stares at him]
Phil: I was just checking.

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Priest: If there be anyone who objects to this union, let him speak now or forever hold his peace. [Chuckie bursts in]
Chuckie Finster: No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Chas: (in awe) His first word!

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Stu: Okay, maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.

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[Betty is using a computer to program Stu's latest invention with the qualities of a good mother]
Computer voice: System overload. System overload.
Betty DeVille: Now you know how I feel, cupcake.

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